Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

*A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

*Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring. -Author Unknown

*Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear. Happy Anniversary. -Author Unknown

*One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. -Judith Viorst

*We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love. - Robert Fulghum

*Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. -Will Moss

*You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr. Seuss

*Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. -Robert Heinlein

*Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots - Hoosier Farmer

*All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
-Raymond Hull

*Look your best -- who said love is blind? -Mae West

*Marriage succeeds only as lifetime commitment with no escape clauses. -Dr. James Dobson
 
*Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
-Martin Luther