Funny Wedding Anniversary Quotes

*A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

*Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring. -Author Unknown

*Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear. Happy Anniversary. -Author Unknown

*One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. -Judith Viorst

*We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love. - Robert Fulghum

*Love is not blind - It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. -Will Moss

*You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. -Dr. Seuss

*Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. -Robert Heinlein

*Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots - Hoosier Farmer

*All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
-Raymond Hull

*Look your best -- who said love is blind? -Mae West

*Marriage succeeds only as lifetime commitment with no escape clauses. -Dr. James Dobson
 
*Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
-Martin Luther

15 Father's Day Quotes from Daughter

• To her the name of father was another name for love. -Fanny Fern

• Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad. -Anne Geddes

•  It's only when you grow up, and step back from him, or leave him for your own career and your own home -- it's only then that you can measure his greatness and fully appreciate it. Pride reinforces love. -Margaret Truman

•  He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  -Clarence Budington Kelland                              

• Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown.  -Author Unknown

• Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. -Ruth E. Renkel

•  My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano 
• Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  -Author Unknown

• My dad so convinced me that I was a wonderful woman. I would never be able to stay with a guy who continually mistreated me. 
  

• A dad is someone who wants to catch you before you fall but instead picks you up, brushes you off, and lets you try again. -Anonymous
   
• My dad laid down his life for us ... working 60 plus hours a week just so we could have a roof over our heads, food to eat and a car to drive.
   
• It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life. -Dawn French

•  It is admirable for a man to take his son fishing, but there is a special place in heaven for the father who takes his daughter shopping.-John Sinor

• My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. - Jim Valvano
  
  

             The greatest gift I ever had 
            Came from God; 
           I call him Dad! -Author Unknown

20 Father Day Quotes and Sayings

*He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. -Clarence Budington
Kelland

*How true Daddy's words were when he said: 'All children must look after their own
upbringing.' Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final
forming of a person's character lies in their own hands." -Anne Frank, German Jew and
Holocaust Victim

*Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!
-Lydia M. Child, U.S. Author

*My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and
say, "You're tearing up the grass." "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply. "We're
raising boys." -Harmon Killebrew

*The greatest gift I ever had came from God; I call him Dad! -Author Unknown

*To her the name of father was another name for love." -Fanny Fern

*A Man's children and his garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the
growing season. -Author Unknown

*It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. -Johann Schiller

*Dad, you're someone to look up to no matter how tall I've grown. -Author Unknown

*A father carries pictures where his money used to be. -Author Unknown

*It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father.
-Pope John XXIII

*Fathers, like mothers, are not born. Men grow into fathers- and fathering is a very
important stage in their development. - David M. Gottesman

*When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the
old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had
learned in seven years. -Author unknown

*The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. -Author
unknown

*A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most
valuable assets in our society." -Billy Graham, Christian Evangelist

*Small boys become big men through the influence of big men who care about small boys.
-Anonymous

*One father is more than a hundred Schoolmasters. -George Herbert, Outlandish
Proverbs, 1640

*You know, fathers just have a way of putting everything together. - Erika Cosby

*Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. -Bill Cosby

*I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. -M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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Inspirational Quotes for Nurses Day

 
With Nurse Appreciation Day coming up, here are some inspirational quotes for nurses:

• The character of the nurse is as important as the knowledge she possesses. by Carolyn Jarvis

•  Nurses may not be angels but they are the next best thing.  Anonymous

• To do what nobody else will do, a way that nobody else can do, in spite of all we go through; is to be a nurse. by Rawsi Williams

• Nurses dispense comfort, compassion, and caring without even a prescription! by Val Saintsbury

•  If love can’t cure it, nurses can.  Anonymous

• The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. by William Osler

• Our job as nurses is to cushion the sorrow and celebrate the joy, everyday, while we are ‘just doing our jobs. by Christine Belle

• Nurses: one of the few blessings of being ill. by Sara Moss-Wolfe

• Being a Nurse, is a endless loving act of heart! Anonymous

• Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy… nurses are rarely short on caring. by Sharon Hudacek

• Being a nurse means to hold all your own tears and start drawing smiles on people’s faces. by Dana Basem

•  Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. by Dag Hammarskjold

• It is not how much you do but how much love you put in the doing. by Mother Theresa

• Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. by Gerhard Kocher

• Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. by Dag Hammarskjold

•  Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell. by Cass Canfield 

• "Nurses are a unique kind.  They have this insatiable need to care for others, which is both their biggest strength and fatal flaw." unknown